THE COVEN / RYAN
Ryan
WryGood, Wizard of the Woo Way
MAGICK PRACTITIONER | DIVINER | ENERGY HEALER | SHADOW WORKER | TAROT FACILITATOR | WOOZARDWryGood is the Whimsical Wizard of the Woo Way. He wanders wildly through the weird and wacky world of the wyrd, wielding wisdom, wonder, and well-wishing.
A Whimsy Wizard work in the “What if…”
WryGood asks you: “What if the story you tell isn’t the only story available?”
Then he tells you a new one - by becoming a reflection of you with a fresh perspective.
Your double-you.
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“What if the reality you believe you exist in could be reforged into one that knows you exist?”
WryGood’s magick isn’t about escaping reality. It’s about recognizing that reality is fake. Constructed. Authored.
Not fake as in meaningless. Fake as in made.
And if it’s made, it can be remade. WryGood doesn’t want to rewrite your story. He wants to help you reframe it from the inside out.
THE ORIGIN STORY
Through many years.
Possibly untold eons.
WryGood studied magick. He learned some things, you could say. He conducted experiments. He performed dark rituals.
He stared into the abyss until the abyss became uncomfortable.
He had a screaming contest with the void until he ran out of breath.
The early years
WryGood studied magick, healing, and the nature of consciousness. This included: formal training, reckless experimentation, and entirely unnecessary conversations with entities that realy ought to have been left alone.
The dark period
At one point, WryGood went mad. Later, he decided everyone else was mad. In the end, it just made him mad. Thus came the first light in the darkness. “I am not mad. I am made.”
The revelation
After years of careful, questionable decisions, WryGood discovered something rather important: nobody actually knows what they’re doing. And that’s okay. It’s freeing.
The practice
WryGood doesn’t claim to have any answers. He doesn’t trust anyone who says they do. If life were a narrative, he’s writing his own side story, and if you’re interested, he’ll gladly help you write yours.
The way
A wizard of the Woo Way lives in the wonder of the “What if…?” He pokes holes in reality’s logic. When life becomes meaningless, he makes a new meaning. Because, let’s be real, if you take a look around… it’s all pretty made, isn’t it?
WHAT HE FOUND
“Nobody actually knows what they’re doing. And that’s okay. It’s freeing.”
WryGood doesn’t operate from authority. He operates from lived experience, hard-won wisdom, and a deep respect for the chaos that gets us all here. He doesn’t have a one-size-fits-all map. He has a compass and the knowledge that direction matters more than the certainty of the path.
What is the difference between madness and inspiration? The spark may be the same, but the channel is different. Magick is about creating that channel.
A STORY WORTH TELLING
The most terrible spell.
Once, WryGood cast a most terrible spell upon an adversary. He turned his foe inside out.
Strangely enough, the opponent held no ill will. In fact, when questioned, the adversary responded with something that stopped WryGood cold.
This is the work. This is what it looks like when it lands the way it’s meant to. Not punishment. Not drama. Just someone finally being able to see what was always inside them.
That is WryGood’s gift. He turns you inside out so that you can finally look at yourself clearly.
THE ADVERSARY’S RESPONSE
“WryGood gave me what I deserved and exactly what I needed. I can finally look inside myself.”
- the adversary, who is no longer and adversary
WORK WITH WRYGOOD
What we can do together.
The ¡AHA! Process
A full transformation journey - Initiation, Awareness, Healing, Acceptance, Integration. A complete alchemical process that culminates in your Soul Seal. For those who want complete change.
Divination Sessions
Tarot, Astrology, and personal guidance. A clear look at where you are, what’s in the way, and what’s waiting on the other side of taking intentional action. For those who are looking for direction.
Magick & Practice
Shadow work, magick ritual, and energy healing modalities. Whatever you have that you know needs to move but you don’t yet know how to move it. For those who just want to live their life again.
FORMALLY SPEAKING
WryGood knows his worth. He knows his work works. Here’s the formal evidence for those who need it. Reminder: Proof is always in the transformation.
The credentials behind
the wizard hat.
Tarot Mysticism Academy Facilitator
Magick Ritual Guide
Certified Energy Healing Practitioner
Astrology Practitioner
Shadow Work Facilitator
Art School Dropout
Video Game Studio Co-Founder
Fake Wizard - Real Magick
READY TO BEGIN?
What if this is the story that changes?
One session. One question. One small shift in perspective. Sometimes that’s all it takes. Book a session with WryGood and find out what’s possible when someone finally holds up the right mirror.